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Joke of the Day
"*shows up to marathon with perfect hair* Yeah I've been conditioning a lot for this race"
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"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."
"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."
"What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? A Shatbook."
"10 people understand binary. Those who do, and those who dont."
"What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?"
"Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom."
"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."
"If someone calls me ""boo"" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me."
"My husband asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don't have to participate."