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Joke of the Day
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."
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"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."
"What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee"
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"If you order a salad in Texas, you get a bowl of ranch dressing with a chunk of iceberg lettuce, 89 croutons & a chicken fried steak on top."
"Local News: GREG JOHNSON, 41, ESCAPES BEING EATEN BY BEAR Bear News: FOOD NAMED GARG RUNS FROM LUNCHTIME"
"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."
"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."
"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."