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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me"

"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"

"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."

"""When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."""

"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."

"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."

"I tried to play water polo once But my horse drowned. :("

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust."