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Joke of the Day
"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."
Next Joke
"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow."
"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"
"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."
"I have a knack for philosophical puns... I guess you could say I have really found my nietzsche."
"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."
"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"