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Joke of the Day
"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"
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"Anal, Something I'd get behind!"
"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."
"Me: Here you go. Her: WTF? Me: It's the genital mold you wanted. Her: I said gelatin mold! Me: *waddles away with pants around ankles*"
"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"""Please punch in your account number, phone number and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!"""
"What happened to the blind circumcisor? He got the sack."
"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""
"What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? Killed in a Parisian tunnel."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"