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Joke of the Day

"why aren't mexicans and blacks suppose to have kids? because the children will be to lazy to steal."

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's fuckin' worth it. A friend's divorce is being finalized today and he often says this."

"French prostitutes in Pakistan come from La'whore Me to friend: What would you like, breast or legs? Friend to me: pussy, pussy and only pussy Me to friend: We are at KFC, not in a whorehouse"

"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"

"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"

"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"

"I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together."