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Joke of the Day
"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
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"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"
"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""
"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""
"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."
"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."
"Tell me a joke I've never heard before. Original jokes warmly welcomed!"
"I wish I had a job where I could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day."
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"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."