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Joke of the Day
"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"
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"Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare? Because they're sending them to the infantry!"
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"
"What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks? Punchline"
"What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample"
"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."
"What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill? Atleast I'm not single"
"I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off."
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""