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Joke of the Day
"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"
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"Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment."
"Getting frisky and my girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the head."
"Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning."
"I just realized something. Jesus backwards is susej =sausage. Jesus is a sausage. Is this a conspiracy? I really need to know"
"Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?"
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."
"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?"
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."