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Joke of the Day

"Kind of a pick up line? I wrote you a song but it's only one verse... But it's only because you're my UNIVERSE ...lol..."

"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"

"I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take."

"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"

"When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme."

"a fish walks into a bar..... the bartender asks ""what will it be?"" Fish replies "" am dying for a glass of water."""

"Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!"

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."

"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."

"What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!"