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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take."

"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""

"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"

"JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I'm right here"

"I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight"

"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"

"""Subpar accommodations. One star."" - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem."

"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"