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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!"

"Why are there fences around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"

"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."

"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."

"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"

"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""

"North Korea right now."

"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"

"What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin."