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Joke of the Day

"a fish walks into a bar..... the bartender asks ""what will it be?"" Fish replies "" am dying for a glass of water."""

"If my dick were a card... (x-post from r/hearthstone) ...It'd have overload because you can't take it all at once."

"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"

"Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer"

"A man was eaten when he attempted to tell a joke directly to a crocodile's mouth. He didn't live to tell the tail."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""

"all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too"

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps under his work boots."

"FB makes HS reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?"