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Joke of the Day
"When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme."
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"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""
"Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time"
"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"
"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."
"If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :)"
"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."
"Rosetta Stone should make software for whatever valley girl language my 16-year old stepdaughter speaks."
"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""