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Joke of the Day
"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"
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"What's a redneck's favourite vegetable? Pump-kin."
"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."
"After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet."
"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."
"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
"""Hey mom can Kyle come over?"" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!"
"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."
"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"