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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."

"Don't sleep with family members... ...no matter how much they incest."

"Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine."

"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"

"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"

"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."

"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."

"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"

"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""