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Joke of the Day
"To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run!"
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"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"
"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"
"What do you usually find with four Catholics? A fifth."
"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."
"I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair."
"Matthew McConaughey walks into a Trump rally ""Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right."""
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"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."