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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."
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"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"
"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"
"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"
"Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a puppy."
"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."
"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"
"I used to be embarrassed by my facial hair, but it grew on me."