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Joke of the Day

"I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair."

"What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse? My husband doesn't go to the circus"

"So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy."

"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"

"How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online? -bullying"

"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"The boy and the priest. A touching story."

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."