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Joke of the Day

"Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4"

"What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing? KKK Slider"

"Awwww, she looks so sweet and peaceful when she's not yelling. -my kids, watching me sleep"

"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"

"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""

"As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is ""burn it down""."

"Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic? Because everything that stays there just ends up dying."

"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"

"What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries"