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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."
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"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."
"I bet a cool thing would be to play musical chairs using toilets and call it ""Game of Thrones""."
"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we're getting somewhere."
"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."
"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."
"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."
"Husband: [sends text] We need to break up. Wife: [sends text] WTF! Husband: [sends text] Sorry. That was meant to go to someone else."
"Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles? She's the only one with a blue box."