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Joke of the Day

"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"

"What do mermaids wear to math class? An algae-bra!"

"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"

"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you."

"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"

"What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."