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Joke of the Day
"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."
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"I'm not saying don't trust the internet but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I've won & the number of ipads I own."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"Only if these women were as thorough in choosing a man as they are in choosing which selfies to upload on Facebook maybe they wouldn't get heartbroken so often."
"trump Donald trump-worlds biggist douche"
"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."
"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"
"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""
"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"