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Joke of the Day

"What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him? Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble."

"An atom loses an electron... It says, ""man, I really gotta keep an ion them."" Edit: RIP inbox, nearly thought Reddit Au was coming Edit 2: First Reddit au! Thanks kind stranger!"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."

"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."

"Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks."

"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"

"So the doctor tells me I have Cancer.... I said, ""That's nonsense, I'm a Gemini."""

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."

"Hey reddit, ever hear the one about no and me neither? Me neither."

"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."