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Joke of the Day

"ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch."

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."

"Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases."

"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."

"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."

"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"

"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."

"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."