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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."
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"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"
"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that if I see a cute animal I should force my cat to fight it until it's weak enough to enslave."
"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"
"What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria? Alphabet Soup."
"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."
"Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died? I'm in de-nile"
"What do you call a perverted fat knight? Sir Cum Ferrance"
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"