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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case."

"Smart golfers always wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one."

"How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"

"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."

"What is the last thing to go through a sea gull's mind when it gets hit by a jumbo jet? It's ass."

"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"

"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."

"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"

"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."