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Joke of the Day
"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"
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"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"
"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"
"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"
"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."
"*visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* ""Make yourself at home"" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*"
"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"