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Joke of the Day
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "
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"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."
"Why did the fly fly ?"
"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."
"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"
"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."
"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"
"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."