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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"
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"[first day of work as a 911 operator] ""Hello, 911"" Hi someone's trying to break into my house ""holy shit call 911"""
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
"How many times does 1 go into 0? As Many Times As It Wants!"
"List of the best jokes on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3x7nqa/list_of_the_best_jokes_on_this_sub/"
"Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date? Subway"
"Just won a Nobel Prize for untangling a pair of Apple earbuds."
"[watching porn] This is crazy! He delivered that pizza like half an hour ago. *cups hands over mouth* IT'S GETTING COLD! IT'S GETTING COLD!"
"I saw a Bible study once. It did really well on the exam."
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"