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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"
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"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"
"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"
"I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her"
"What's the cheat code for Friday?"
"I keep nacho cheese handy so in case I start to lose an argument I can pour it on my head and say ""You're arguing with nachos, you idiot""."
"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? A: ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""
"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."