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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
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"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
"My friend threw his watch in the trash. ""Stop!"" I told him, ""You're wasting time!"""
"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."
"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."
"Sorry for writing ""I guess u moved on haha"" under that ultrasound photo of your baby."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."
"Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me."