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Joke of the Day

"Congrats on being one of the ""cool kids"" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though."

"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."

"Holmes: ""I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?"" Watson: ""No, shit, Sherlock"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"

"I am gonna die with this joke http://www.thegeekbyte.com/install-wordpress-localhost/"

"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"

"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"

"Two sheep are in a field... One says ""Baaaaaaah"" The other one says, ""Fuck, I was gonna say that!"""

"So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!"