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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."

"A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids. They used his foreskin to graft eyelids. The poor kid is now cockeyed."

"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

"What's Trump's favorite type of nut? A walnut."

"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."

"Good cop ""If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..."" Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*"

"How would you tell if the Queen was stoned? Her Highness will tell you"

"If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play ""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"". Bears love that song."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't"