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Joke of the Day

"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."

"If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?"

"I was gonna make a joke about cows... But it's terribull"

"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."

"I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger."

"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."

"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."

"What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier."

"Adding ""and shit"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit."

"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"