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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."
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"When I was a kid, I thought Reader's Digest recommended the best books to eat"
"'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' - White people at Indian Buffets"
"The pollen is so bad this year in Phoenix... that tweekers are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed."
"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"
"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."
"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"
"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."
"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."
"Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from ""The Walking Dead."""