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Joke of the Day

"""dad mom wont tell me where babies come from"" *dad slams newspaper down* DAMN THAT WOMAN & HER SECRETS *clenches fists* WHY WONT SHE TELL US"

"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."

"ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung"

"what's red and invisible? no tomatoes."

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."

"Knock knock Come in Sorry "

"Whenever I'm sad, my dad tells me ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."

"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"