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Joke of the Day

"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."

"I want to open a sandwich shop in the new Islamic State it will be called the infideli"

"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"

"I think Jesus is black.. Because he's our father and still hasn't come back yet."

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"

"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"

"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."

":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."

"I met an award winning farmer yesterday He was out standing in his field."

"I totally understand how batteries feel. Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."