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Joke of the Day
"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
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"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"
"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."
"Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"""It's said like it's spelt"" is easy to follow Unless it's said by a Welsh person"
"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"
"Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full."
"""Hey, enough with the damn songs! We're all studying for finals."" -rest of the school on Glee"
"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."