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Joke of the Day
"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."
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"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."
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"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm-count? if she has to chew before swallowing."
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"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"