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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"My Wife's nickname for me is ""Microsoft"" because I'm good with computers. RIGHT HONEY? Hold on guys, she's not done laughing."

"My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool."

"The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after. I quit cold turkey."

"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"

"I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase."

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."