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Joke of the Day

"Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."

"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"

"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"

"[on a speed date] (okay don't let her know you're a zombie) ""so, what do you like best in a woman?"" BRAAAIIINNNSS"

"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"

"Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'"

"[interview with girl at dating agency] i get shy around pretty girls [girl smiles brushing hair from her face] ""are you shy now"" not really"

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"