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Joke of the Day

"Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"My wife asked me 'What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? And if you haven't figured it out by now you'll never figure it out will you.'"

"What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador."

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."

"Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches thieves Eats those guys Hey wait Don't do that Spider-Man"

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."

"There are 70 ways to make a man happy... One is booze and the other is 69."

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"What is the difference between a group of Pygmy riddlers and a lesbian track team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."