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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"
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"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"So they're bringing in 100 fine for bad driving... How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"What did one British tampon say to the other British tampon? We're bloody-well stuffed."
"what ya doing... your mum"
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"
"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."