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Joke of the Day
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
"I hate to say ""I told you so"", so Im going to sing it."
"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"
"hi reddit okay bye reddit"
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."
"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"
"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"