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Joke of the Day

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."

"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."

"What is 1000 laughs called? A gigglehert"

"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."

"Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? The property taxes were gastronomical."

"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"Relationship status: My wife calls me her chauffeur because I drive her nuts..."

"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"

"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"