199818
Joke of the Day
"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
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"In my old age I may have developed alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's."
"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."
"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."
"Me: ""Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean."" Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* ""Sorry, come again?"" Me: ""No, mustard."""
"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."
"""pew, pew, pew!"" -me, pointing out seating options in a church"
"[cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer? Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*"
"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."
"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"