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Joke of the Day

"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."

"What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing, but it gave up a little whine."

"My girlfriend just introduced me to the parents. As if I've never met my own mum and dad before."

"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."

"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."

"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."

"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."

"INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?"

"Why do Asians prefer Sony? Because it's a stereo type"

"What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality *cries in the corner*"