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Joke of the Day
"Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?"""
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"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob."
"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"
"Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"
"I know a cannibal who only eats women's genitalia. Sometimes I go over to their house for a clambake."
"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"
"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."
"There's a new drink called the Sandy It's a watered down Manhattan."