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Joke of the Day

"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"

"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."

"Why do Chinese workers work so hard? Because their companies are always short-staffed."

"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."

"What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"

"Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."