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Joke of the Day

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"I've decided never to buy anything off the Internet again, after getting conned last week. I ordered what was supposed to be the world's largest cardboard box, but the one it came in was bigger."

"""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede."""

"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."

"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."

"What's the dirtiest language? Latin, its absolutely filled with *cum*."

"Why don't chickens have lips? Because then they'd have soft peckers"

"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"

"I was going to tell an original joke about fences... but then I decided to repost"