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Joke of the Day

"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""

"Welcome to the church of vegetables... Lettuce pray."

"Went to shave my beard but decided not to, the longer I keep it, the more it grows on me. Sure this is old but actually thought this the other day."

"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"

"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"

"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"

"Come close... Closer... Look deeply into my eyes and tell me what you see... Is it an eyelash? Seriously, help me out, it's killing me."

"I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball."

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."