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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."

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"""Some say I have a drinking problem"" *pours glass of water on lap*"
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"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."