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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""

"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"

"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."

"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"

"The phrase ""Whatever floats your boat"" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water."

"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."